Monday, June 13, 2011

Saturday, June 11, 2011


                               And I know that nothing's going to change that hopeless feeling
                                  I get when you say you'll understand and I know you cant.
                                                                                               Dyed In The Wool, Circa Survive.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Jantung Belah Kanan ?

Mom: Along, ada ke jantung belah kanan ?
Me: Ada tak silap. Hari tu Along tengok cerita Ninja Assassin.
Me: Ada perempuan tu jantung dia belah kanan.
Mom: ...Oh, Mama tengah tengok cerita Ninja Assassin lah ni.
Me: LOL.

Day 5: Five things that irritate you about the opposite sex/same sex.

Opposite sex:-
1. I hate how some of you guys have such a hard time to decide on things, even simple things.
2. The whole PMS thing and the whole 'don't get on my nerves, it's that time of the month' excuses.
3. When you guys spazz about K-POP and here I am trying to not join. MUST. REFRAIN.
4. When you guys start to think that leggings can start replacing your pants. just, no.
5. Those unpredictable reactions on little, unspoken sexual stuffs. Awkward.

Same sex:-
1.When you start hunting girls like a hamster on a mating season.
2. How we are always horny. All the freaking time. .__.
3. When jacking off to a lesbian porn is okay but having a gay friend is an abomination. lolwut ?
4. When you start leaving and ignoring your best friends for girls and MILFS.
5. When you guys start to think that hating on Justin Bieber is 'oh-so cool' and original. Eh.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Day 4: What you wear to bed.

 Before you start reading, DO NOT IMAGINE AND START PICTURING STUFFS IN YOUR HEAD WHILE READING. If it's none of your capability to stop picturing things, then please picture me with a pack of chocolate abs and whatnot. thank you.

 Anyways, most of the time I would be shirtless and what will be wrapping up those things down there would depend on the day. If I was to wear a boxer, boxer it is. If it was boxer briefs, then there you go. But I don't wear briefs to bed though and you won't understand why unless you own a schlong-blong of your own. Oh and at times, I put on my birthday suit if it was comfortable enough.

Awkward TMI post is awkward. DO NOT IMAGINE. .__.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Day 3: What kind of person attracts you.

I get attracted to a person who:-
- has a really great humour that doesn't look like it's a try hard thing and can keep up a really great conversation.
- reads a lot and is actually very knowledgeable about things. Especially small little things.
- has a very nice music taste that would seriously tangle me up for the whole day spending time listening to the music together.
- loves to try new things and not embarrassed to make mistakes and try again, together.
-  respects older people very much.
- has a great hairdo and knows how to dress up nicely.
- has a really really beautiful eyes, especially if it goes great together when bathed with the sun rays.
- a bit of a bad ass would be pretty attractive too, somehow. u:
- appreciate arts is a must and would go to art events with me.
- knows where to find great food and bring me there, LOLOL.
- has a great passion on things and isn't scared to share about it.
-super plain attractive. rawrr.